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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is Ne Zha the ugliest main character in the history of animated cinema? The Hunchback of Notre Dame might have him beat, but Quasimodo’s ugliness is ennobling; Ne Zha’s is corrupting. Not only does he have sunken eyes, bad teeth, and the world’s worst haircut, he’s also a complete shit. He throws tantrums. He breaks things. He drops trou and pisses wherever he pleases. The Americans I know who’ve tried to watch either of his two movies shut them off within moments, disgusted.

This reads like Jerry Falwell criticizing The Simspons

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Zero Taste

This is Ne Zha (and his dragon boyfriend)

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Grown up, sure. As a child he looks like a little shit.

I should watch the second one tonight. Still haven't seen it yet. Admittedly, the first one's English dubs were kinda eh, and I couldn't stand it till I found some subs.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's good watch it subbed.

Also the "his ugliness is corrupting" thing is a completely ass backwards reading of the film, probably because the goofball who wrote it only watched a few minutes

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Heard. I was waiting for subs for so long I kinda forgot about it. Also, at 2 and a half hours it's one of those flicks I gotta make time for. Not so for Bikini Hackers, which is waiting for me on my jellyfin and clocks in at only an hour, of what I am sure is a high quality kino. hahaha

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that was pretty good. stalin-approval

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I turned off Ne Zha, I thought it would be great but when I finally watched it, the beginning of the movie was just a lot of bazinga Pixar gags really jarringly inserted every 30 seconds. It was like someone wrote the plot and then someone else came in and wrote the jokes