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Spot on. Zero smart features in this house.
I don't even use the moisture sensing settings on my dryer. Fuck you machine, you don't get to decide when my pants are dry enough. You will run for 56 minutes and you'll shut the fuck up about it.
It would probably be a short series but I wonder how a cartoon strip about a low-esteem appliance would carry.
Just read Hitchhiker's Guide. Marvin would count, but there's also depressed doors and other unfortunately sentient objects.