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Scrum (lemmy.ml)

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[–] klay1@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I am so sorry to everybody here who never saw the real agile. All you ever saw was fake / wasabi scrum. The little side gig scrum with the tickets and the sprints and a scrum master without any power to change a company is a frustrating distraction for everybody.

As soon as the team makes their own decisions and the bosses in every level actually help them on this, they can become agile and the framework just a communication theme.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 14 hours ago

Everyone talking about agile development unironically must be scrummed in the face, I'm sorry but it's the rule