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Crossposted from https://beehaw.org/post/24258253

This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as "Wilson" who once worked as the boss of a welding shop attached to an engineering consultancy.

Wilson set the scene by telling us this story came from the early 1980s, when AutoCAD was replacing drawing boards.

"We had a new structural engineer who those of us in the shop quickly identified as an idiot with a degree," Wilson wrote.

One day, said idiot decided that the computers used to run AutoCAD needed to be cleaned and that the welding shop was the place to do the job.

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Last Wilson heard, he was employed by a large US-based aircraft company.

I'm guessing it starts with a "B" and ends in "oeing"

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago

Big Canoeing strikes again

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Cmon. It could be the other large manufacturer, Boein G.