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Bone Apple Tea

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[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh you're lucky. My first surgery was wisdom teeth and I learned that I start throwing punches going under and coming back. I fully warn everyone now and try to fall asleep before they put me under if I can.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I am unnervingly compliant as a patient. It freaks out dentists a bit lol

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to have a cat who would roll over on his back and purr while vets he’d never met stuck thermometers up his ass.

I think you two would’ve gotten along.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I could genuinely take a nap during a dental cleaning if i tried.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 weeks ago

The grindy things are like white noise but more tinittus-y 😜