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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yeah man, we really generated a lot of waste during that last hunt. Productivity is falling, profits are nowhere to be seen. And the shareholders? They don’t even exist yet, but we still have a fiduciary responsibility to bring next months hunt into the black. We are so proud of our team members!

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 13 hours ago

The hunt didn't produce the expected HoH margin, we need to do better! What's that? The village is drowning in unused meat? I don't care, stagnation is death, the HoH margin must go up!

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have never hated a comment so much but yet smashed that up arrow so hard

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Their yearly pizza breaks were really sad too.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We have to throw away half of the last hunt or else we'll depress prices!

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Fuck I knew that might happen. Let’s cut the workforce by 50% to make our Q2 numbers look stellar. Don't worry, we’ll hire a bunch of college grads as contractors, and pay them peanuts, since money doesn’t exist yet. Since they are not actually employees, we don’t have to provide any benefits!