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Closing programs (infosec.pub)

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 12 hours ago

worse. windows literally goes to sleep when i close the lid after i told it to shutdown.

so when i boot it up again, what happens? inevitably it wakes from sleep, only to remember that i told it to shut down, then it shuts down. then i have to boot again.