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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

Once a person told me that the total sprays for a perfume are 4. 2 on the chest, left and right over the shirt, and 2 on the neck left and right. People with very short hair or without hair, can also spray once in the back neck. I follow this rule, and its big difference on the way the perfume develops as the time goes on. Remember, perfume have ingredients, that you will smell as the times goes on.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

As someone with a functional nose. Literally any amount is too much.

Wash your self and leave it at that. The dead shit you spray yourself with is just as gag inducing as your swamp ass on day 3 of a con.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Some people just can't get rid of BO and have to use deodorant.

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

This exactly, it's all fucking nasty. As far as I'm concerned it's like they're all just walking around ripping farts and expect people to enjoy their smell.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

Sounds too much, but its, not. It will be noticeable from the people around you and wont be strong.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I've always done left and right wrist, rub the wrists around my chest and neck. Maybe one spray for neck too depending on how strong it is.

Idk I also never spray anything over my clothes either that seems like too much. But hey at least you aren't completely bathing yourself in it. It might still be too strong for people who are sensitive to smells. Just a thought.