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Woman treats green ogre figure with great reverence; says she will continue to worship ‘kind-hearted’ cartoon statue

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Is that worse or better than the other fake portrait of Jesus I saw growing up Catholic? The white, blue eyed Jesus that you've probably seen somewhere.