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A wife tells her programmer husband: β€œGo to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.”

He comes back with six gallons of milk. When she asks why, he replies: β€œThey had eggs".

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[–] joyofpeanuts@beehaw.org 8 points 16 hours ago

He was not instructed to get back home. To this day he is stuck in the store.