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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

It's right fucked that this headline is so diminutive and primed to be the subject of derision, cause this shit is based as hell. "I saved these rams that capitalism decided had no value cause they wouldn't fuck ewes and use their wool to make pro-LGBT clothing" is fucking amazing.