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A wife tells her programmer husband: β€œGo to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.”

He comes back with six gallons of milk. When she asks why, he replies: β€œThey had eggs".

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[–] ignirtoq@feddit.online 2 points 1 day ago

Python, though the logic would be backwards:

milk_gallons = 6 if eggs > 0 else 1