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A wife tells her programmer husband: โ€œGo to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.โ€

He comes back with six gallons of milk. When she asks why, he replies: โ€œThey had eggs".

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Omg, youโ€™re so right. I didnโ€™t read it that way until you pointed that out.