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Anon finds enlightenment (slrpnk.net)
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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In a carried sock, yes.

In a worn bra, not so much

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You sound like you've never had the shit beaten out of you by breast implants.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Goddamnit, you reminded me of the sentient cumsock filled with nickles in Dungeon Crawler Carl

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you for bringing this in my life, it certainty looks like a fun read haha.