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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
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That's such a small number. I bet there might be one or two near you even. You can just Google it!

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What about their private security?

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How much do you think those guys really care about keeping some rich fuck safe? Enough to die for? I seriously doubt it.

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

No but enough to kill you

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do you really believe that the sight of OP is terrifying enough to sow fear into the hearts of ex-military, likely war criminal, murderous mercenaries looking for an excuse to hurt people?

The sudden increase of big talk and calls for violence on Lemmy in the past few weeks is beyond cringey and is no better than the MAGA fucks on Xitter and Truth cosplaying as "Meal Team Six". I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you want to be a "martyr for the cause" by taking out some billionaire or fascist, that's your choice. Buy a rifle, a pistol, and a knife and go train. Just don't get on the Internet and start trying to convince others to do what you are incapable or unwilling to do.

CONTEXT: I used to live in Fort Walton Beach, home of disproportionate number of "private security" guys. I have been part of the tech sector at the executive level for many years, and I currently live in Jackson Hole, Wyoming; home of an unusually high number of billionaires. I have met a lot of private security guys on the job or at the bar. Do not confuse them with rent-a-cops.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No idea, never met the guy.

While I don't confuse them with rent a cops, I do question their dedication to the mission when the shit hits the fan.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've also worked for and with very wealthy people. The notion that they all have private military goons and secure bunkers is utter nonsense. Elon? Zuck? Sure, maybe. Not the lower level guys. You can literally bump into some of them on the street, because they don't believe they have anything to fear.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Cool beans. Best of luck to you and your endeavors. Just don't ask or incite others to do what you will not.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I think you overestimate a lot of them.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Does their security have security? Those guys can’t be in multiple places at once.