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[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was triggered at every panel, it's unacceptable!

[–] passepartout@feddit.org 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I hope no one got left unoffended

[–] dantel@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago

The imperative stoneager feels like the most favored one, there are no real negatives listed there. All that’s listed are things they usually pride themselves on.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, that Mac offended me.
My imperative programming journey was a few months on a handed down P2 followed by 3 years of pen and paper.