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[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The FP in Java is still leagues better than whatever the C++ committee cooked up.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Just let C++ die already, and stop pretending it's a reasonable thing to compare other languages with.

If you can't do it in C, you are better in Java, Python, Haskell, whatever.

they didnt cook it, they air fryed it to a crisp burn