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The OOP boilerplater is the only one with a job.
Imperative stonager works there too. You've just never seen him because he hasen't accepted a meeting invite is 14 years.
And counting!
I like the functional parts of C♯, though.
Love that you put a real musical sharp and not that ugly #
What‽ It was not C-hash?
It is now!
This. I've been writing some game mods in it recently and LINQ is... pretty nice.
switchexpressions, too.This is coming from a dude formerly from the "OOP Boilerplater" camp, though, so maybe I just have low standards.
Seriously. Want monads? LINQ is monads!
"Wanna see me turn a dozen lines of imperative code into a single expression?"
"Wanna see me do it again?"
I think I'm a little bit of everyone except him. I work as a web dev, love functional programming and/with TypeScript. 😅