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Fir'st of all, ABLEIST!!!!!
Second of all, appreciate the wisdom of Ralph
Fourth and 5th of all: your cats breath smells like cat food.
I don't smell the cat's breath because we're not close like that. I'd appreciate it if you stayed away from my cat as well.
How can you say you love your cat if you don't open mouth kiss it?
I don't love the cat. We're housemates.