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Anon thinks about wheat (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org -3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That ... doesn't sound like bread to me.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That's because its 2026, and not 1326. It would have definitely qualified as bread in the middle ages, and probably way before.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

American-pilled.

If you look at a lot of other breads outside of the US, particularly German breads, they tend to be a lot more crumbly.

The high gluten breads you're used to came about from industrial bread makers wanting their bread to rise more so they could use less grain per loaf while keeping the size the same

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm German myself. All bread I've ever seen in Germany is leavened.