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Anon thinks about wheat (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sounds like you're assuming step 1 of eating it was processing it into bread. Beyond that, ancient people eventually tried to eat everything. Seeds, grains, and nuts were not uncommon.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Insects, cats, random mushrooms, anything when you're hungry enough.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah makes sense, thats always kind of how I thought it went down. Can’t be picky about your calories, can ya, great great great great great great great granpappy Cruxifux.

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

You can boil whole grain wheat down into porridge. It's not the go-to use for wheat now, but the rice cooking method still provides a nutritious meal.