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God cursed dogwood to have crooked branches so that it'd never be suitable for crucifixion again, but also, gave it beautiful leaves that would bloom for Easter. I'm not entirely sure why being unsuitable for crucifixion is a curse, I guess they think the tree is humiliated? I'd be pretty happy with my reward of being an ornamental shrub tbh