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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago

Hang on everybody… I have to think about this. I think maybe I wanna do what he says. I mean, he's gotta be a genius cause he's a ceo, so how could his advice (demands) be wrong?

He's right. AI bullshit is fucking magic.