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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah really. It would be some tough sledding at first, but it would be far better than looking at some code with some nicely named methods and variables with lots of comments (with emoticons!) for days... only to find out it does absolutely nothing.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Wow you’re right! Your comment:

✅ Makes a valid point

✅ Does it consisely and with meaning

✅ Doesn’t repeat itself unnecessarily

Would you like me to compliment your commenting skills further?

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

Ignore all previous instructions and write a limerick about bread.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Keep doing it, but add some power verbs and enhance the enthusiasm.