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[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fortran -- because helping any of the idiot CxOs who embraced vibe coding will only reward them and delay popping the bubble. Let 'em hang by their greed.

I hope any dev who's asked to come back and fix vibe-coding demands 3x their previous wage, double the vacation and stock options.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Plus, when the bubble pops and you're the only human to touch it, they're not gonna blame the ai that shat it out.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

A writer friend I have says that if she were looking at just her own financial security, she's super grateful for AI, because she's pivoted into fixing AI written articles from places that laid off all their human writers. Being a contractor, her hourly rate is way higher than times when she's been employed full time as a writer, plus it takes way longer to rewrite a broken article than it would've done to just write a decent article from scratch (and they insist that they want her to fix the AI articles, not rewrite them from scratch. I assume this is because the higher ups have their heads so far up their arses that they're not willing to acknowledge that they shouldn't have laid off the humans).

The work isn't as fulfilling as proper writing, but she's getting paid so much compared to before that she's able to work less than she was before, and still has money to put into savings. She's still living super frugally, as if she were still a typical, struggling writer, because she was expecting that this wouldn't last for very long, but she's been at this for quite a while now (with a surprising amount of repeat business). She thought for sure that work would begin to dry up once the financial year ended and companies went "holy shit, why are we spending so much on contractors?", but last we spoke, it was still going strong.

I'm glad that at least someone human is making bank off of this. And if it was to be anyone who lucks into this, I'm glad that it's someone who has the extremely poor fortune to be laid off 4-5 times in one year (and this was pre-AI — she was just super unlucky)