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i was holding a pencil/pen, so i stabbed him in the arm. i was and am skinny, im not a fighter.

he didn't punch me in the arm again.

is high school basically a prison? probably a sliding scale there.

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I used to let other kids punch or slap me for money. It was usually around 25 or 50 cents per slap. Eventually I learned to take any sort of dare for money, like eating dirt or screaming in the middle of class.

It was really common for kids to dare me to go to a teacher and say "I'm gay." I could get up to $5 for that and I did it like twenty times. It was my most popular bit. Kids would erupt in laughter and roll on the floor. Jokes on them because I was the only kid in middle school with a PS1, Nintendo 64, and a Sega Saturn.