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i was holding a pencil/pen, so i stabbed him in the arm. i was and am skinny, im not a fighter.

he didn't punch me in the arm again.

is high school basically a prison? probably a sliding scale there.

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[โ€“] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ngl until you got up to the cop part, i thought you might have been talking about me

i didn't punch him in the arm though, he just like, randomly looked at me and slammed the pencil down

real psycho shit that aside from him becoming a cop was really out of character for him