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“Come see the totem I wear of my dead god. He’s not really god he’s just the son of god. That we killed. We nailed his body to this stick. Now the stick is our symbol. Wear it around your neck to remember the murder weapon of our god”
I have a fun little head canon that we actually weren't supposed to kill Jesus. And doing so was like humanity failing their final test. Like how Lot's wife got turned into a pillar of salt.
That's why nobody has ever seen or heard from god since, and why we're actually all in hell right now.
Is there a “this machine kills Jesus” cross?