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Tbf, if you meet a random man in the woods you're also not likely to be raped and murdered, which is the assumption the question is based on.
If we're to talk about actual probable outcomes the question becomes "would you rather glimpse a bear, or walk past a guy and say 'hey' to each other while you both continue along your respective paths."
I've seen many men while in the woods, at most we end up smoking a J together. This is a much more realistic outcome of "meeting" a man in the woods.