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[–] ideonek@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Humans also generally leave you alone if you're not in their immediate vicinity"

You should talk to a women one day.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 3 days ago

“Humans also generally leave you alone if you’re not in their immediate vicinity”

You should talk to a women one day.

I bet you haven't even touched grass in 5 months.