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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Now I might be talking shit, but isn't there a problem with dust on the moon that means solar panels wouldn't work very well? Though I may be thinking of Mars. Or something else. Uranus?

[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

There is no wind in the vacuum of space.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Vacuum... everywhere?

Dyson furiously trying to replicate this phenomenon for their next vacuum

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah it was Mars that I was thinking about, not the Moon.

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pro: nothing's ever gonna kick dust on your panels except space debris or ourselves.

Con: nothing's ever gonna wipe dust off our panels.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

engages windshield wipers