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[–] Luxyr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Thing with this joke that his me wrong is that isn't how if statements are written. The else does not come before the condition in any language I've ever used or seen.

At the very least. It should be that he comes back with 1 or 13 loaves.

Buy a loaf

If they have eggs

Buy a dozen loaves

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (2 children) 
loaves = 1
if (eggs)
  loaves = 12
[–] Mountainaire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No, she said "and if," so that should be loaves += 12, so he should have returned with 13 loaves.

[–] Luxyr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

I see that as requiring an instruction of replacement, like buy a dozen instead.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thanks for proving my point 😉