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It takes literal supernatural intervention to get them to be less greedy.
No it doesn't, they won't change their tune until you tie them down onto a guillotine and threaten to release the blade ..... and even then they'd probably try to coerece or bribe you from doing it.
...Leaving only supernatural intervention
Oops, I tripped over the rope connected to the release handle, must be supernatural intervention
Next!