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Discussion Thread 🎅 Thursday 25 December 2025 (aussie.zone)

submitted 14 hours ago by briongloid@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] bacon@aussie.zone 7 points 10 hours ago (7 children)

Ho Ho Ho
🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🎅🏻🛷🎁
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you Bacon Claus. Merry Christmas.

Got any mince pies?

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

🍒🍓🫐🍇🔪🥧🥧 Merry Christmas!

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Merry Christmas baconmashbrownsugar

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Merry Christmas!

[–] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Barbequed Santa belly with a misseltoe salad please

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

🔥🎅🏻🥓🍃🥗

[–] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Thank you chef, Merry Christmas 🎁

[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Coffee, a reindeer sandwich and a lump of coal please chef.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

☕️🍞🦌🍞◼️

[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 5 points 8 hours ago

Ooooh crunchy! The antlers are particularly yumm.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

May I please have a pavlova and a deep fried elf?

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 6 hours ago

A deep fried elf?

What a tasty workplace accident

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

🍓🫐🍓
🧁
🍰

🛢️🧝‍♂️

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

All the sugary things please. If you have them a couple of candy canes that I can ignore while I eat everything else, before giving in and sucking on the end and slowly turning it into a hard point while I contemplate the feasibilily of terrorists hijacking a plane with a sharpened candy cane.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 8 hours ago

🍭🦯🍭🦯🍰🍪🍩🍭🧁🍦🍫🥥🍬🍯🍡🍨🍧🍮

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Something for the big man and the reindeer

🥛🍪

🌾🍎🥕🍬

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago

🎁🐟