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Being able to replace the bow with link's erect dick and the arrows with a bunch of piss is what I'm most looking forward to.
Rule34?
???
So he'd be running around with a comically large soft dong when the bow is equipped then it would get hard when he sails the bow and tiny jets of piss would shoot out at the enemies in lieu of arrows.
You can absolutely piss with a boner but it's difficult, so he could manage short little jets of piss