this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2025
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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like a good alarm clock.

Can I choose a different time on weekends and holidays?

Does it take daylight savings into account?

It says I come back dry... does it clean me too? Can it replace a shower, is what I'm getting at..?

[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Oh I like the way you think, that’s brilliant!