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I work and live in an extremely backwards area, so I love talking about all my partners. I usually see how deep I can get into them before dropping the "he's" to send them reeling, and then mention how we generally love getting off to see our loved ones at the end of work. It's actually interesting to me that pretty much every job I've ever worked has been a job that we work in pairs, which means I've got plenty of stories of 'partners' to share.