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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Sure! Set it for first thing in the morning. It'll wake me up better than any alarm and I can wash off the sea water and start my day!