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Take the cover off and put it over something like Chapo Guide to Revolution or something. Then take the original text and burn it, bury its ashes under a yew sapling, and sprinkle it with holy water and salt. You can never be too careful.
the yew sapling does not deserve this disrespect
We care tenderly for the yew to show our thanks and appreciation, but something has to shield us from the book's whimsical evil.
Is there a way to make unholy water?
I hear you can get it from Starbucks but I don't wanna give them the money because of the genocide-supporting thing. So, theft? I hear data center cooling water is also pretty unholy.