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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Feel free to fork my comment. 

[–] Tja@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago

Does Santa accept PRs?

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
CREATE VIEW NiceList AS
 SELECT * FROM Children
  WHERE behavior > 2000
   AND parent.income > 40000; 
CREATE VIEW NaughtyList AS
 SELECT * FROM Children
  WHERE behavior <= 2000;