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[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 106 points 4 months ago (25 children)

Why would Santa need two separate tables for this?

[–] spiffpitt@lemmy.world 147 points 4 months ago (1 children)

don't underestimate database design in production environments

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 44 points 4 months ago

Exactly, Santa's always watching and audit logs get complicated

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