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Anon writes an essay (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

I had that thought the other day about keys, as in like physical door keys. Essentially nobody has a problem with keys but if they were invented today at least 1/3 of the population would lose their shit and go around being like "OH SO I HAVE TO JUST CARRY THIS PIECE OF METAL AROUND WITH ME NOW?!?!?!?!?" and performatively dropping and losing them everywhere and posting TikToks of themselves crying because they can't get into their houses and shit like that.