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I wish people's butts got bigger when they had to poop (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 months ago by swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Granted. Their butt cheeks swell while needing to poop, but don't shrink after pooping. You can now tell who has held in their poops for longer periods of time on their life from their swollen buttocks.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Sir Mix-A-Lot is really gonna be in his element

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

J-Lo finally has some competition!