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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shop worker: "Clear your weapon sir."

Customer: "Ain't loaded."

Shop worker: "Sorry, store policy."

Customer: "Fine" (clears weapon, ejects a live round) "Oops! How'd that get in there."

Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) "How can I help you today?"