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[–] arsCynic@piefed.social 124 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh come on, this has to be satire.

If tech bros really have become this robotic, then, as Robin William's Good Morning Vietnam script read:

“You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol yes, another post of his from 2 years ago

[–] arsCynic@piefed.social 24 points 1 month ago

Thank goodness.