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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I can let you all know that here in Uruguay, all the Iranian hezbollah is very busy trying to illegalise cannabis and ~~abortion.~~ (Oh wait, the Iranians have legal abortion, unlike texans)

The iranians are trying to help the trans people transition. Sometimes they suggest the cis gay people do it too, which makes it awkward.

EDIT : The irony is that the venezuelans down here are actually super right wing , working as barbers or pedidos ya (LATAM uber eats)

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lmao. No fucking way any of that shit is true about trans acceptance from Iranians, Pocahontas.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender_rights_in_Iran
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender_rights_in_the_United_States

It is a facetious comment. The comment is intended to indicate the lack of motive Iranians would have in south america, and contrast the legal avenues that are available to Iranian trans people, which far from ideal, is probably more attuned to the existing system in Uruguay than the current US administrations attitude

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s the post-MAGA internet. Add an /s or I assume you’re one of them.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

🫡

yes sir. I'll get on that right away

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Okie dokie, Pocahontas.