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Its actually because I'm a noob ๐Ÿ˜“ (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Am baby

My code is disgusting ๐Ÿซ 

But I'm getting better every day!

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[โ€“] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

POV: People looking through the comments on my code:

    // This fucking piece of shit right here, I tried like 8 versions of the Library and only this one works which was incompatible with some other shit that's not here anymore

    // and I have no fucking clue why it needs to be divided by 3 but it does even though its supposed to be a memory stream, I have a flag set here if it crashes because I'm just about certain there will eventually be some undefined behavior

   //EDIT 07-15 :  I have commented it out because I noticed everything actually runs fine without it, for now.

    // EDIT 07-18 : Oh actually it appears that the other solution which didn't use to work is now working which is why everything appears to work as long as both solutions to this problem don't simultaneously fail.

    //  EDIT 09-02 : I need to start making comments like "this variable comes from" or "I named it this because" so I know what the fuck I'm looking at.
[โ€“] jve@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago 
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