Greentext

7517 readers

1765 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

642

Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

253 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I misread that as aromatic and was quite confused.

[–] Leomas@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Look, I might be a bit aromatic sometimes, but no, that's not what I meant.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

They reproduce by spreading spores like Rob Lowe's character on The Orville

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

"Glad I smell good reading this"