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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 83 points 1 month ago (59 children)

Guy's a creepo, gal puts people down unnecessarily. Both will unwillingly die alone.

[–] chaoticnumber@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 month ago (58 children)

Why is the guy a creep?

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't go up to someone and say hey I was listening to you complain about wanting a guy, how about me? and expect a good response.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"hey, I was just reading you complain about someone, fancy going out on a lemmydate* sometime??"

*I don't actually want to think what a Lemmy date would entail

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A nice chat about the merits of Arch Linux and a long kneesock showcase.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

sorry m8 u aren't the one for me 😭

I'm a Lubuntu normie soz

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