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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

168 hours in a week

Minus 56 for sleep is 112

Minus 40 hour work week is 72

Minus half hour commute 5 days a week is 67

67

Minus 65 hours doomscrolling in bed is 2

How tf am I supposed to have hobbies and health with only 2 hours of free time every week?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So, no laundry, eating, bathing, shitting, anything like that? What's your secret?

(In fairness shitting can be combined with either the 40hrs/work if you're smart, or with the 56hr/sleep if you're not, but then the no bathing or laundry becomes a bigger issue..)

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I do multitask by doomscrolling on the toilet, at work, or even on the toilet at work sometimes. It does buy a few more hours for doomscrolling in bed

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

He works at a water park so both are combined with the 40hrs/work

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Not if he lives near the equator. They got water parks year round.

Source: Used to live by one...

[–] Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Come on ! People act like laudry hasn't evolved since the 19th century. It takes 1h a week max. Bathing : 2h a week Eating/cooking at home : 15h a week Cleaning the house : 2h a week You are still left with 47h a week left for gym, side projects and socializing. If you don't have kids, life is really not that hard !

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~~You actually don't have those 2 hours left. It's a half hour commute 1 way. Meaning an hour a day for 5 days not 30 mins for 5 days. Looks like you may need to cutt out 30 mins of doomscrolling.~~

Nm. You did the math right, I just read it wrong without checking your working.